Ageing

Then there are my knees. It takes just a bit longer for my knees to recover from long runs. Now I can delegate the blame for bad knees to athletic injury. I am an avid long distance runner. So my bad knees are not a sign of aging. They are a result of my above average physical prowess.

Howeverit seems like I tend to get my picture taken while sleeping in public places more often. Sleep and I have developed a sort of interdependence. I need it as much as it needs me these days.

Wellif I have to deal with mortality I'm going to deal with it like every other American man does. Bring on the mid-life crises!

Get myself a young girlfriend. A sports car. A boat. I'm going to do daring risky things. Yes I am in search of my personal fountain of youth.

I'm going to start with the tweezers. Every single strand of grey hair will be gone before this day is done. And if it comes down to it, I will turn to Just for Men hair colouring. (jokes!) But I'm not going down without a fight!

If I have to wreck my body, I am going to keep up my name!

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